Elysa, Jeff, Me, Lydia...."Hi My name is Elysa! My eyes match my shirt!"

In the shuttle from the hotel to the arena...Im giddy drunk with beer and anticipation of a good time...and more beer

The opening band...no idea who they are. Let's call them The Scrubs

About 20,000 people...I have no idea why the picture is screwed up.

Mike Daly again...and the rest of the band setting up. This is the first time we got yelled at for not being in our seats.

This guy got pissed at me for hitting his wife in the head twice. Oh well, its not like I meant to do it...whats he doing at this concert anyway???

TOO FAR AWAY!!! I dont know how people got the tickets to the section next to the stage, cause we bought ours the minute they went on sale. Or maybe my camera just sucks...which I think it does...too blurry.

The big screen was handy.

Brett is short and decided to get on the monitor so other short people could see him. Like Elysa. Me and Jeff and Lydia were fine.

This is just before the 2nd time I almost got kicked out...they were anal about you sitting where you were supposed to. But look at the 3 douchebags sitting down. They should be kicked out for sitting down in the front row of a PAT GREEN CONCERT WTF!!!

Got a couple pics before being pushed back to my section by old people hired to be bouncers.

Case in point. The gay bald old guy with a Big N Rich cutoff t-shirt on, surrounded by old people. Good thing the guys in yellow are there to break up the crowd surfing, and push back the crowds clamoring to get on stage. These people must have won tickets from the local Oldies station.

Since beer was there, and I had money, I had to pee...and took a decent picture. People are finally standing up.

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS AT A PAT GREEN CONCERT!!! WHY DO THEY TAKE THE BETTER SEATS FROM REAL PEOPLE LIKE ME!!! WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS???

This guy is your typical pat green fan...a normal looking human with a beer in his hand

So random old women wanted to have a picture with me. Why couldnt the possibly hot chick to the left pine for me? The right side of her back is extremely promising...and the hat is a plus.

Ahh...now I get it. They are whores, and were getting people to sign their boobs. I begrudgingly obliged.

Old lady whore #2. I got yelled at by another old lady, who was a "bouncer" because this was supposed to be a family concert. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OK and this jackass wouldnt stand up. And he felt that I should be sitting down so he could see. However he is wrong. So as time went on and he kept tapping my shoulder, and I kept drinking, I finally turned around, tapped him back on the shoulder and told him to shut up or stand up.

Big And Rich...this is the only picture I took, just so I can prove I attended their crappy concert. However at this point I decided to give them a chance...hell maybe they put on a good show. I saw my first Pat Green concert after hearing only 2 of his songs, and I didnt really think it was gonna be all that great, so believe me, I had an open mind. Big And Rich closed it.

Texas on my Mind

"This is the first song I ever wrote...and I was under the influence...of DAVID ALLAN COE"
-Pat Green just prior to this song...my favorite..."Here we go"

Wrapped

Don't break my heart again

Take me out to the Dancehall

"We got nominated for 2 Grammy's and we lost both them damn things..."

This is the epitome of why I like Pat Green, aside from his music.
He agrees with my assessment of the douchebags in the front row...

Round 2...Pat Green wins the belt for knocking out the douchebag using eloquent speech and imagery.

"1 HOUR...42 MINUTES UNTIL 2005!"

Who's to Say...I think this is another time I got forcibly removed from the front section

Whats a boy from down in Austin...doin in Atlanta...PEACHES....I dont know....anyway....

I got very pissed off when he had to cut a song from his playlist. Make Big and Rich cut a song. They suck.

and now we are makin fun of the douchebag who wants him to cut a song.

Another time I got forcibly removed from the front section...too bad you cant see the people making me move, the camera doesnt adjust for light once it starts recording. However at the end they tell me to put the camera down cause I had it in their face taping them while they were pushing me back and they got mad. I'm not sure what I say back but it might be an expletive. By the way the song is Carry On.

Wave on Wave

Lets the crowd sing it as he takes off his jacket. And the old people next to me were cool...but why were they there!!!!????

I thought he was gonna throw that guitar in the crowd...he did it in Tampa. Jeff was up there to get it but as you can see he didnt.

Time for Big and Rich...

OK I gave them a chance. The guy in the confederate outfit is stupid. The guy singing is pretty talented. This song was ok...but the tall guy in the confederate outfit tries wayyy to hard to be entertaining and it doesnt work.

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

2 foot Fred