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First night in The Westin, 4 star resort at Port Lucaya March 16!
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10th floor balcony overlooking the square and the marinas.
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Count Basie Square, surrounded by bars, million dollar boats, and girls (not in this picture)
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Scuba has game. 1st night... Slay count 1.
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I may have accidently gone a little further south with my tongue than I planned. And by accidently I mean on purpose.
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Scuba: 1. Everyone else 0.
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Time to write on Michael Dean.
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View from the hotel toward the west, toward the marinas and the Square.
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Dinner at Pussers, start of Friday Day 2.
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there is no legal drinking age that was enforced anywhere that I saw.
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Night 2 at the Square...I'm going casual.
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The cops are very vigilant
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Girls dance on poles for no reason in Port Lucaya.
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These were the ugliest group of girls I could find on the island.
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I forget how we lost these girls. Perhaps I insulted them like I did on day 1.
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I say this was a hooker and her pimp. Sheldon disagrees. Either way there was a scuffle and it was funny. Drinks got thrown.
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I dont think Scuba slayed this one, but she was hot.
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This is what it looks like when you're pissing off a balcony 10 floors up and take a picture.
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150 dollar bottle of the strongest absinthe money can buy.
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Of course Michael Dean passes out again. Scuba also got #2.
Scuba: 2, everyone else: 1. Total: 3.
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Scuba's #2 got in on the action writing on Michael Dean....again. Her name is now Jenn-ay
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We got tired of writing on Michael Dean so we kicked it up a notch. We had a girl with 27 piercings pierce his dick with a sewing needle. Unsterilized.
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He was so drunk he didnt even know what happened. So we introduced him to her and he said "Nice to meet you", and passed back out.
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Day 3 dinner at Pussers again. Jenn-ay gave Scuba her # written in mascara and promised to break up with her boyfriend for him. Scuba is smitten.
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"Hey Farva...whats the name of that place you like with the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzerella sticks?"
"You Shenanigans? You're talkin about Shenanigans right?"
"OOOHHHHHHH!!!"
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Day 3 at the square...yea I like that shit, shut up.
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Dolphins doing tricks for no reason at all.
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This guy was in the booty shaking contest
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His shirt said "Conch, the other pink meat"
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Day 4. Due to some game I spat on the beach, these girls went to dinner with us then came back to the hotel.
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Dancing is fun when you are double fisting beers.
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Of course Michael Dean wins...by breakdancing on his head.
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Dance-off to the right, Me and Michael Dean doing Call on Me on the stage. Actually at this point we moved on to a pushup contest. That is, until a fat girl sat on his back.
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Scuba way out of his jurisdiction drunk off his ass.
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Port Lucaya, Bahamas, Spring Break 2006
