Tree branches create nice grooves in the paint.

Kind of ran into a tree branch and got it lodged in the mirror.

Ouch. It was a dentless vehicle before this one!

This is what not to do. NEVER use your bumper as a tow point for this very reason. The video is small and grainy, but you see my Bronco's rear bumper literally detach from the vehicle and go flying back like a slingshot on the tow rope. Fortunately it didn't hurt anybody, so we all had a laugh afterwards. The "woahs" and commentary are particularly funny.