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Swampy

• New Orleans, LA, USA

• Registered on 5/14/2003

• 964 posts

Posted:12/23/2003 19:45

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon etc....
After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means, but not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.
The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So next morning he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around he concludes that the first try didn’t take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, banged each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and upon returning home falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.
“No” she says, “They’re all in the truck and one of them’s honking the horn.”

Eat , Drink, Mud... What else is there?