Document with US emblem and condom graphic, announcing governmen…

i-s/ ,n 5? officia'l Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to aCONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.