Four men with guns in a wooded area

The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, and Cooter are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban: 1. There is no limit. 2. The season opened last weekend. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus. 5. Some is queer. 6. They don't like barbeque. 7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death. Should be over in about a week.